All Scalliwags Best be Avoidin Me Lass, For There Be Stern Consequences

Y'aaaaaaarrrrrrr Matey!!!!! The buccaneers who weild the moniker "The Pirate Bay" be hostin a wee brannigan on the eve of the morrow. It costs narry a gold coin, an there be strange sounds with movin pictures. I hope to record some of me own pictures using a still image grabbin contraption. Bottoms up!